Light blue jokes

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?

Boys: blue is blue.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.