I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.
Ray
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace