Morbid Twinkle

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  • Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You wrote a twisted version of a kids' song, hoping for a car to run you over and also to be born again, all in the same breath. That's... well, that's kinda messed up. You ok? You mixed nursery rhyme with morbid thoughts like it's just another Tuesday. Not very bright move, buddy.

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