Greatest Invention

The joke plays on the dark and disturbing implication that a ball gag, used for sexual restraint, is the greatest invention because it silences someone. The punchline is delivered from the point of view of a perpetrator speaking to a police officer, using dark humor to hint at the silencing of a victim. The absurdity of the situation adds to the grim humor.

• Invention
• Crime
• Ball
• Police
• Consent
• Violence

• Why do men have penises? They gotta shut women up somehow.
• What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile? Fitting it in.
• What's the best part of having sex with a baby? Deep throat and anal at the same time.
• What's the difference between a penis and a gun? A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.