Builder jokes

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?

A: Because they were fencing.

How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Bob the builder.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

What did the builder say after the foundation?

"Employees!"

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

bradley

Pizza Hut.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?