Builder jokes
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Bob the builder.
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What can you build with people? A boat!
My son.
bradley
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.