You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
rape is okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Girl you must be a muslim because you are da bomb