You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
rape is okay
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.