You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
rape is okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
A wise man once told me: 'If you poke the bear in prison The bear will happily return the favour, when its times to shower'
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