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Siri and Mom

Anonymous
1 year ago
  • I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

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    Listen up, dummy! This "joke" is trying to be funny by suggesting that the reason someone is single is because their mom is riding their you-know-what. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but even you should understand that's a big no-no. Also, I bet you're still using a Nokia 3310, aren't you?

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  • Anonymous

    1 year ago

    Wow! Awesome.

    Anonymous

    1 year ago

    You complemented yourself?

    CCowardly Scorpion

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