Pasta Obsession and Cannelloni

This is a pun. The word "cannelloni" sounds like "can only be," implying the speaker is doing well after the breakup, but they can only be lonely.

• Pasta
• Girlfriend
• Food
• Relationship
• Breakup
• Loneliness

• My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
• My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant. Well, because it's impastable.
• What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
• What do you call fake noodles? Impasta!