Pasta Obsession and Cannelloni

This is a pun. The word "cannelloni" sounds like "can only be," implying the speaker is doing well after the breakup, but they can only be lonely.

• Pasta
• Girlfriend
• Food
• Relationship
• Breakup
• Loneliness

• My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant. Well, because it's impastable.
• What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
• My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!