how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
ur mom
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera