Short jokes
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone, they say, "I don’t know."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Trevor Bauer for President.
Beans
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?
It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.