Short jokes
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.