I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Short Jokes
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
