Short jokes
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? -- Tequila Mockingbird.
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
What happens when you combine candy and dick? That creepy guy down the street!