Short jokes
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
F*ck you.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
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You're the cow.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
priyanka
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.