Pic jokes
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.