When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
On text* Boy : Hey! I love you... Girl : eww u are so ugly *boy sent a pic of his dic* Girl : beauty doesn't matter in love
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics 😮💨
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
when you send ur girl a dick pic but she says its small. so you text back and say: "enjoy the little things".
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3
one day i woke up went on my phone some pussy was calling my i ansered it and said hello pussy and a pussy pic showed up
