Pic jokes
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Send toe pics lol :)
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?