Fireplace jokes

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

I slept like a log last night... woke up in the fireplace.

How did Santa fit down the chimney?

He buttered it.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

So Santa fell down the chimney, but it was a lit chimney...his name's no longer Santa. It's Crisp Cringle. Pls send help :)