I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
