Age on the Clock

This is a messed-up joke that suggests that if a girl is young enough to have her age indicated on a clock, it's okay to have sex with her, which is obviously wrong and disturbing. It plays on the idea of a clock, a common way to measure time and, by extension, age, to make a really gross point about sexualizing young girls.

• Age
• Clock
• Sex
• Incest
• Time
• Abuse

• If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
• If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke. If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
• I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
• What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds? There's twenty of them!