Nemo jokes
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
So true
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
I ate Nemo.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.