Nemo jokes
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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I ate Nemo.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.