Short jokes
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.