Short jokes
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o