What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Short Jokes
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
