Short jokes
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.