Short jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble 007.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
arya fae
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?