Short jokes
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.