Kill Streak jokes
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o