Kill Streak jokes
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 馃ぃ馃槀
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.