Kill Streak jokes
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.