Atypical Pickup Line

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull. You probably think this is romantic? Nah. It's a twisted take on a classic pickup line where, instead of a sweet sentiment, it takes a turn straight into wanting to fornicate. It's unexpected and crude. Simple as that.

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