I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
Life's Roast
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Okay, so you're RapBoat, right? You thought this was funny. Well, lemme break it down for ya real slow. The joke is about someone named BlessedBrian, and how his life sucks, like, so bad that it's like the ultimate roast. You wanted to roast him, but LIFE itself was like "Nah, I got this". See? It's a roast but life did it. Now go think about what you did, genius.