RapBoat
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RAP SHALL PREVAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLLL
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The RHYME CELLAR
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
