Gun shop jokes

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."