Gun shop jokes

I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.