Jewish people jokes

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

Three Jewish people walk into a bar.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”