Jewish people jokes

What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?

They both avoid the showers at all times.

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Why do Jews suck at mugging?

Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

Three Jewish people walk into a bar.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.