Jewish people jokes
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Memes
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”