Jewish people jokes

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.

But one day I realized, they Israel.

Three Jewish people walk into a bar.

A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

One comes out of the chamber.

What is Hitler's least favorite month?

Jewly.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”