Jewish people jokes
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.