Tickle me Elmo jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

"Hee hee touched me."

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣