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Tickle me Elmo jokes

Factory

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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    • Factory

    Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

    Because they only gave him one test tickle.

    Rule

    Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

    Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

    Kid: I don't know.

    Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

    Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

    *Officer arrests Elmo*

    Elmo: But who wants tickles?