What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia
dude- why are we close to Disneyland.
kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.
meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.
