Tickle me Elmo jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

"Hee hee touched me."