Short jokes
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.