Short jokes
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Hairline got cut by a broken teacup.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.