Short jokes
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common?
Answer: disappearing acts.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.