Short jokes
Balls in your jaws.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
What's the smartest crime?
3rd degree murder.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.