Short jokes
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.