Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Short Jokes
Just because she weighed as much as two women... Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
