Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
