Donald Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.


"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?

A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."