Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets....
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
