Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
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With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
