Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)
