Donald Trump jokes
Trump plays Fortnite for walls.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"