Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!