Down Syndrome jokes
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.