Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome Jokes

Midget

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Time

    Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

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  • School Shooter

    When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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  • Ice Cream

    A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

    The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

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  • Car

    What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

    Mash potato.

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  • Kid

    I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

    Wordplay

    What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

    People

    People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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  • Sound

    How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

    They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

    Chromosome

    Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

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  • Syndrome

    What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

    “A sped runner.”