Down Syndrome Jokes

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"

People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?

Vegetable soup.

Down Syndrome is already a joke.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”