Down Syndrome jokes
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Nevermind, it's retarded.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"