Parkinson jokes

What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?

Milkshake.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.