What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
