Parkinson jokes

What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?

Milkshake.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?

Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?

Maracas.

You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?

Parallel Parkinson's.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.