The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
incendiaryRat
I don't know why tf I'm here I was bored so here I am.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.