We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets
incendiaryRat
I don't know why tf I'm here I was bored so here I am.
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
They say I have a sliver tongue, I'll let you make it white
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
The best part about asian jokes are that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.