Short jokes
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.