Short jokes
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.