Yo mamma is so dumb that she smokes to burn calories!
Short Jokes
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
