What do you call an autistic black man with a Rifle? Black ops
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
You know that if it says adopt a highway and no one does were driving on orphans
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
I ran over some Crippled kids i told to walk it off
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.
Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!
