Short jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.