Short jokes
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.