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Arms

Anonymous

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Cry

Anonymous

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Forgetfulness

Noctis

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

Eye

Anonymous

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Depression

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knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.

Sally

Punk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

Puns

Broken pencil

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Cow

Anonymous

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

Depression

Sailor

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Orphan

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Sally

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Puns

Magnus2341

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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Depression

Uh

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

Door

Anonymous

Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

America

Amylia

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Name

Anonymous

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

Orphan

Not Your Dad

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents

Puns

Anonymous

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Google

John Doe

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

Puns

Anonymous

Knock knock! Who’s there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock

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