Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”
Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who’s there
The chicken
Knock knock
Who’s there?
My life
My life who?
My life is depressing…
knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
knock knock
who’s there?
Depression medicine and therapy
GO AWAY!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why did the chicken cross the road.
to get to the retards house.
knock knock whos there
the chicken…
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who’s there) Not Sally
Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock Knock…whos there…Not Sally
knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo