Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”
Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who’s there
The chicken
“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”
“Dave who?”
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
“My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say ‘Knock knock,’ we’d say ‘Who’s there?.’ Then she’d say ‘I can’t remember’… and start to cry.”
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie