Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
poor police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
