Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Knock knock,
Whos there
Stop
Stop who
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock knock. Whoβs there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who canβt reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
βKnock knock.β βWhoβs there?β βCakatooβ βCakatoo who?β βSo youβre a Rooster now?β
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
