Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
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Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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knock knock "Who's there" Not your grandpa he crashed the plane
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
knock knock whos there Jesus Jesus who Jesus christ open the door
