Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why?

To get to the idiots house

Knock knock

Who’s there

The chicken

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who’s there) Not Sally

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally

new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Not Sally…

I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there!” Not Suzy.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie…

Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who’s There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!

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