Knock-knock jokes
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
poor police
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!