Arms

Anonymous

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Cry

Anonymous

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Eye

Anonymous

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Forgetfulness

Noctis

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

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Orphan

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Cow

Anonymous

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

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Depression

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knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.

Puns

Broken pencil

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

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Sally

Punk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

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Depression

Sailor

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

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Sally

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Adoption

Danielle Andrews

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not your parents.

Door

Anonymous

Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

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Depression

Uh

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

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Puns

Magnus2341

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

America

Amylia

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

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Depression

Anonymous

Knock knock

Who’s there

Insomnia

You’ll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that… Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore…

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Legs

Anonymous

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

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Depression

Stacy

Me: Knock knock…Friend: who’s there? Me: I don’t know anymore

Orphan

Anonymous

Girl: I’ve been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: …Who’s there?

Boy: not your parents!