Knock knock

Knock-Knock Jokes

Susie

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

Cow

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

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  • 9/11

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    9/11.

    9/11 who?

    You said that you would never forget!

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  • Orphan

    Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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  • Site

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Pen

    Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

    Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

    Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

    Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

    Rooster

    "Knock knock."

    "Who's there?"

    "Cakatoo."

    "Cakatoo who?"

    "So, you're a Rooster now?"

    Pencil

    Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

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  • Depression

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Insomnia.

    You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

    Boy

    Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

    Sarah

    There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there!

    Not Sarah.

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  • Swing

    Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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