Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you ♥️.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!