Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.
Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
why?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who’s there
The chicken
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob
Why can’t sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, “who’s there?”, not sally
new Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, “Knock Knock!” “Who’s there!” Not Suzy.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie…