Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock
Who's there
Insomnia
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can 't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who's there not bob
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again aren’t you?
knock knock who's there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock,
Whos there
Stop
Stop who
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before
Knock knock! Who's there? Heaven. Heaven who? Heaven fun over there?
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking
