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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”

Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why?

To get to the idiots house

Knock knock

Who’s there

The chicken

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

“My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say ‘Knock knock,’ we’d say ‘Who’s there?.’ Then she’d say ‘I can’t remember’… and start to cry.”

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

“Knock Knock!” “Who’s there?” “It’s Dave!”

“Dave who?”

Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock (Who’s there) Not Sally

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.