Arms

Anonymous

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Cry

Anonymous

Knock Knock! Who’s their? It’s Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Eye

Anonymous

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Forgetfulness

Noctis

Knock knock Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget

Depression

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knock knock who’s there? depression… that’s my best friend.

Puns

Broken pencil

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Sally

Punk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

Depression

Sailor

knock knock

who’s there?

Depression medicine and therapy

GO AWAY!

Depression

Uh

Knock knock

Who’s there?

My life

My life who?

My life is depressing…

Cow

Anonymous

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

America

Amylia

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

Cold

Anonymous

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

Legs

Anonymous

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. knock knock Who’s there! Not Sarah.

Sally

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Google

John Doe

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

Puns

Anonymous

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Door

Anonymous

Knock knock. Who’s there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can’t reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

Heart

Daniel King

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you ♥️.

Sally

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Puns

Magnus2341

Knock Knock! Who’s there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

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