Knock-knock jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Apaches. Apaches who? Apaches on your eye.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!