What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
A girl in my class started barking and I yelled out "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her and I felt bad after school I asked to drive her home and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one I yelled " THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
Gay Furry Femboys are cool
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
What does a furry call a sexy furry A foxy lady
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
