Furry Jokes

What do you call a priest that is a furry?

A Catholic.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.

What's a furry's favorite news network?

Fox!

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

Doc: Can I help you?

Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

Doc: When did it begin?

Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.