What do you call a priest that is a furry?
A Catholic.
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.