Furry

Furry Jokes

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

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  • Depression

    I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

    Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

    Group

    Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

    Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

    Hot Dog

    What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

    Memes

    Child

    I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

    I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

    He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

    "Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

    KFC

    Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

    Girl

    A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

    Animal

    If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

    Identity

    I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

    Death

    Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

    Rabbit

    Doc: Can I help you?

    Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.

    Doc: When did it begin?

    Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).

    Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...

    Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.

    Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?

    Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.