What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
What happens when a furry takes over nazi germany? The Furred reich
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression... Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
I was walking down main street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
I told a furry, dont call your self a joke! I said to the furry, Joke has meanings.
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
Gay Furry Femboys are cool
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
become a anti furry for free kfc and dead orphans in your bassment
i became anti furry because i don't want doom slayer after me
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
