Depressed Tree

This is a wordplay joke. A 'wood cutter' sounds like 'would cutter' which is a way of expressing that the tree would do self harm by cutting itself. The setup makes you think about a sad tree, then the punchline hits you with the surprising wordplay. It's a bit dark because it hints at self-harm.

• Tree
• Forestry
• Depression
• Self Harm
• Mental Health
• Axe

• Did the tree high five the emos? No, he just left them hanging.
• What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
• What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
• How can you save a depressed person from a tree? You cut the rope.