Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
Chuck Glisson
@chuckglisson
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!