Chuck Glisson

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?

Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?

Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?

Answer; He'll have you in "Stitches"!

What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?

Answer; KERI LAKE!

What is a redneck virgin?

Answer; A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers!

How do you give a woman from Alabama a Nice Compliment?

Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!

How do you know when Helen Keller is home? Answer; When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!

What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E

Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Question; Did YOU KNOW, that "Diarrhea" is HEREDITARY? Answer: It "Runs" in YOUR JEANS!

What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song? Answer; Crimea River!