Why does all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "Shit"?
Answer; Because HE SUCKS!
Chuck Glisson
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer; Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer; They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men", or a VIRGIN!
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Answer; Their INCESTors!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
What does a "Smart Russian", and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer; Non-Existance!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer; So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 Jokes?
Answer; Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans"?
Answer; Because they are RETARDED due to rhe "Inbreeding"!
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much Shit?
Answer; Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Isn't it ridiculas to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Answer; Roberto!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!