Cannibal kid jokes
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
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These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
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What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.