When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
