I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
