Short jokes
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
rat gaagah?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Ukraine.
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.