Short jokes
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o