Short jokes
Rock, paper, lesbians.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
My bitch as flat as her grannie's heartbeat.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.