Short jokes
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.