Short jokes
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing. In fact, it's Dublin!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.