The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Short Jokes
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
