Trampoline Jokes

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air

i baught my son a trampoline, That little asshole stayed in his wheel chair the whole day

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, But he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs

I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried

my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.