A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said "Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger. Mommy is that Uncle Joe?
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
