Cop's Number Reply is Unexpected

  • The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you silly goose. You posted this, so that means you are kinda slow. Here's the lowdown: A woman asks a cop for his number and instead of giving her his digits, he gives her the emergency number '911'. That's because he's not interested in her, he's a cop and he's being cheeky.

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