Big Bug

Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.

"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You wrote this joke, so obviously, you are not very smart. Here are some facts about you. You don't know how to use punctuation correctly. You struggle with basic sentence structure. And most importantly you don't understand the humor you are trying to write. This joke is funny because the kid, Little Johnny, is completely oblivious to the actual situation. He thinks a severed penis is just a "bug". It's funny because of this mismatch of expectations and reality.

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