I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
Tell me answers in comment box
Guys let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Please like and comment below... 😊
If this post gets 200 likes or comments I will show up in a mrbeast video
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
Comments and join dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
