What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell............. because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!
