The Adopted Kid's Comeback

The humor comes from the kid's unexpected response to being told he's adopted. Instead of being upset, he implies that his adoptive parents are not his real parents, and that his 'real' parents are still at home, turning the insult back on the mom.

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• My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
• A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
• My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?" I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
• You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.