you know what really gets me under my skin when im down? sharpener blades
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
whats flat and great for cutting? me
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning.
-Splish Splash, i'm gonna slash...
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My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
Cut
I wish my grass was edgy... then it would cut itself...
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
The clock struck one! Then down did come! Hickory dickory doc What am I? Random- a mouse? Me- no dumb $hit! Random- what is it? Me- the gillotine!
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
