What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
an assassin threatens a planet the planet remains calm the assassin:"do you not realize the gravity of this situation?
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
