Assassination

Assassination Jokes

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.

DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:

"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination but he did go everywhere

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.