Ur mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?—Because it saw your face!
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw, The retarded kid yells see,saw because he sees a saw
Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
the circular saw asked the chainsaw,"When am I as big as you?" the chainsaw would answer with,"When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner." the circular saw would reply with,"What?"
I see i see oh do you see I see 1st place looking at me hi don’be shy just say just say hi she was shy she didn’t say hi softball cheers
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
One night a girl said to her family "Goodnight Mommy, Goodnight Daddy, Goodnight Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa. the next morning her grandpa died. That night she said "Goodnight mommy, Goodnight daddy, Goodbye Grandma. the next morning the grandma died. The dad started to fear for his life because he was next. That night the girl said "Goodnight mommy, Goodbye daddy. the next morning the dad woke up and he was perfectly fine but when he went into the kitchen he saw his wife crying. when he asked her whats wrong she said "The Mail Man died".
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
