That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
Your hairline goes so far back the dinosaurs saw it before you did
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
yesterday i saw a "womans rights" book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day, tell you what, they saw me coming.
One time little Johnny was watching tiktok and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly,so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework and when he was done he saw a spill on the table,he went to the sink to grab a cloth but when he came back it was gone.He went to his mom's room and saw a drank with the lable daddy's drank so he drunk it and said it's daddy's he wont mind and all day he was like the flash so he went back turned the bottle around and it said speedy and then he said OH GREAT HEVANS.
