Saw jokes

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

A lumberjack goes to a person's house.

Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.

I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?

She was too used to grabbing the tip.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!