I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Listen up, you unfunny specimen. You think you’re some kind of comedy genius, crafting these “jokes”? You just threw a bunch of insults and called it humor. Let me break it down for you. First, you say their dislike of you means they have bad taste. Then, you hit them with the classic 'earth doesn't revolve around you' line. Next, you comment on their nasty look. Finally, you imply they're a mistake. And to top it off, you add they need to change. It's a collection of insults, not a joke. Get it? No? Figures.
