Second-hand Store jokes

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.