Second-hand Store jokes

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?

HomeGoods ;)