"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?
They'll end up only throwing the pin.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
i will never forget my mother and fathers last words
WHERE THE SAM HELL DID YOU GET A GRANADE
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?----------pull the pin and throw it back
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
What's the difference between, my wife and her sisters? Her sisters ate hotter and I married the grenade.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common? They both squeal when you throw them.
